May 21, 2014 5:56 pm

Last week Rob Zombie announced that his forthcoming new horror film will be titled 31 and released a NSFW teaser trailer for the movie, which you can see right here. Today (May 20) he released his latest film, the live concert DVD/Blu-ray The Zombie Horror Picture Show.

As any fan knows, Zombie is a discerning connoisseur of all things horror–as he demonstrates once again with the list below of what he considers to be the top five worst fright flicks of all time.

1. Dracula 2000 (2000)
“This may be the worst movie ever committed to film. I found every single thing about it to be offensive, from top to bottom. You just stare at it in shock. I especially hate the fact they drop a Virgin Megastore product placement in the film every 10 seconds. It’s just the most disgusting piece of shit I’ve ever seen. Dracula is a tough character to play, you’ve got to really bring something to the table, and I don’t even remember the guy in this movie. Everything about this movie is complete horseshit.”

2. The Mummy Returns (2001)
“This was a 10th generation crappy Raiders of the Lost Ark rip-off. But I can’t really pick it apart that closely because I couldn’t get all the way through it. That, to me, is a sign of a bad movie.”

3. Psycho (remake, 1998)
“I picked this not because it’s the worst film ever made, but because it’s the most pointless film ever made. To take a perfect movie made by a genius, and remake it–that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”

4. Scream 2 (1997)
“When I saw Scream 2 on TV, I just hated it. Though it could have been Scream 3, I can’t remember which one it was, and that’s never a good sign. So I just decided it was Scream 2.”

5. I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
“Once again, dopey teen actors being menaced by…what? The Morton’s Fisherman guy? That’s not a horror movie, that’s barely a Nancy Drew mystery. Jennifer Love Hewitt would have to be riding on a pony stark naked to make this worthwhile.”