August 13, 2015 10:24 am

Haunted Doll

A puppet that apparently choked its former owner has been filmed moving inside a sealed glass container in the middle of the night.

The doll was inherited by a man named John (who is not revealing his full name because why the f*ck would you publicly admit a puppet tried to kill you?) after his father passed away.

“I was wide awake in bed and thought I saw a shadow move from one side of the window to the other and worried something was trying to scare us. Then without warning my throat suddenly went really tight, I’ve never had anyone’s hands around my throat before so it was really scary.”

haunted doll

Anyway, John gave the puppet to Jayne Harris, a paranormal investigator from the West Midlands, who recorded the puppet in a sealed glass case every night for three months.

“I’ve never had anything as exciting as this. I’ve caught pictures of mists, orbs and shadows but nothing as physical as this video evidence. We’ve always kept the puppet in a sealed blessed cabinet as it’s a safe zone”


A safe zone. A sealed, blessed safe zone. Just in case it got anyone in a sleeper hold or set the house on fire.

Jayne’s released night-vision footage from her experiment that shows the puppet’s operating cross slowly moving before crashing into one of the box’s glass panes.

Alright, I’ll admit it, the footage is a bit creepy. But I’m still not having it. It’s a puppet. Puppets can’t move. Puppets can’t move. Well, that’s what I’m telling myself, because I plan on getting some sleep tonight.